20 10 / 2014

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

(via no-sassbacks)

20 10 / 2014

20 10 / 2014

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

(via lettherebebitches)

20 10 / 2014

retiredjesus:

supermerwhooncelocked:retiredjesus:reblog if u cried ignore if u hate ramenWhy would I cry? Just cook the noodles longer.reblog if u cried ignore if u hate ramen

retiredjesus:

supermerwhooncelocked:

retiredjesus:

reblog if u cried ignore if u hate ramen

Why would I cry? Just cook the noodles longer.

reblog if u cried ignore if u hate ramen

20 10 / 2014

penis-hilton:

bruh

penis-hilton:

bruh

(Source: whoisdson)

20 10 / 2014

galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

(via stand)

18 10 / 2014

accio-superwhomerlockid:

theroachsalad:

saraunderthesea:

mothercheesus:

image

press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT

It’s on my dash again
i missed it 

ITS BACK

The unwritten rule of Tumblr that this post must always be reblogged

(via roo-tee-ah)

18 10 / 2014

quickweaves:

trashleytrashley:

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

*reincarnates as your child to shift the attention around to me*

Amazing

(Source: yoncevevo, via hotboyproblems)

15 10 / 2014

iwasrepeals:

Everything makes sense now. Spread the word, save a poor confused mind.

iwasrepeals:

Everything makes sense now. Spread the word, save a poor confused mind.

(Source: untexting, via retiredjesus)

14 10 / 2014

1stmategray:

thequoted:

Annabel Lee - Edgar Allan Poe

Favorite.

(via congalineofdurin)

14 10 / 2014

13 10 / 2014

zackisontumblr:

i’m somewhere between wanting a tattoo and ‘what the fuck do i want on me for the rest of my life’

(via andrewquo)

13 10 / 2014

yan-ton:

witchyroses:

ibeggedformercytwice:

viperf0x:

someones-entire-world:

mosshospital:

i just laughed so hard fuck

I’mdying

#I see someone taught the hummingbirds to use the vulcan pinch #I’m laughing so hard#OKAY SPOCKINGBIRD….
FUCSIkgjsl,ag’;rsg

Spockingbird omfg

WOA IT OPENED ITS MOUTH IVE NEVER SEEN THAT

Move bitch….get out the wayyy!!!

yan-ton:

witchyroses:

ibeggedformercytwice:

viperf0x:

someones-entire-world:

mosshospital:

i just laughed so hard fuck

I’mdying

 

FUCSIkgjsl,ag’;rsg

Spockingbird omfg

WOA IT OPENED ITS MOUTH IVE NEVER SEEN THAT

Move bitch….get out the wayyy!!!

(Source: 4gifs, via living-the-awkward-life)

13 10 / 2014

(Source: sephora, via lame-waves)

12 10 / 2014