01 9 / 2014

Shampoo for my real friends. Real poo for my sham friends.

31 8 / 2014

bryankonietzko:

Mike sang so hard he went into the Avatar State.

bryankonietzko:

Mike sang so hard he went into the Avatar State.

31 8 / 2014

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

(via kaolincash)

31 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

there’s a male side of tumblr?

(via moistbottom)

30 8 / 2014

agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

(Source: sharphoe, via tyleroakley)

30 8 / 2014

How I would narrate the Olympics

  • 1: he's doing some athletic shit
  • 1: and omg look at that butt

30 8 / 2014

paradox221bbakerstreet:

I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put them in the movie anyway’ and then during filming some random palaeontologists found actual 10 ft velociraptor skeletons and Spielberg was probably like ‘told ya so’

(via trust)

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

crisscrossstitch:

fuckyeahneedlework:

electric-elise:

Stitched this little golden snitch today! It was my first time stitching on a darker fabric, and I love the way it makes the stitches pop! #crossstitch #dmc #stitching #needlework #goldensnitch #harrypotter

That is really nice!

I love the blue fabric!

Stitched a snitch!

crisscrossstitch:

fuckyeahneedlework:

electric-elise:

Stitched this little golden snitch today! It was my first time stitching on a darker fabric, and I love the way it makes the stitches pop! #crossstitch #dmc #stitching #needlework #goldensnitch #harrypotter

That is really nice!

I love the blue fabric!

Stitched a snitch!

29 8 / 2014

watching porn

  • 1: YOOOOOO
  • 2: ew

29 8 / 2014

(Source: kerevat, via happiest)

29 8 / 2014

landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

(Source: kelvinbenjamin, via trust)

27 8 / 2014

itsbetterthananal:

i saw this vine last night and laughed so hard that i choked and got a headache

(Source: itsbetterthananal, via kaolincash)